Streak stops at 1

After a loss to the whitey cup all stars last week D30 was looking for a big win to get them back on track agianst Grafton.

Signs were not looking good when C Ronko, Boogs, Brew, and Viggy were going to be gone due to sticking to close to the third rule of the Fredie Workout plan..way to go boys but the break is over time to put the ladies that are over 280 to bed and get focused on some hockey.

So with a big pick up in the san diego kid Mikey J and the latterly big kid Kilgore the team got some confidence before stepping on the ice. "it was good to see him get back to his roots, he has been roaming the country making millions and he finally retired so he can come back here and talk to us again...some guys have all the luck" norby said about the san diego kid.

Game started off as usual D30 came out and got an early lead and never looked back. the first ended with D30 up 5 - 3. The spoilers had a few goals here and there but every time they would get close D30 would just say no no we score now and be up by two again. Final score was 11-7 which is great offense but bad D.......there is a reason for this bydal played D and was turned around a few times and i belive was a minus 5. "ya not the best D performance but i was trying to help out the team and i could have hurt them a little, we got the win thats all that matter" bydal said. "he was terrible, he needs to stick to forward" yelled lucke from the shitter.............................................."hes an asshole" commented bydal

MVP - mike lies and Brian Horner

LVP - no one got it all played well..except bydal i guess

Quote of the night
"Hay bydal, you better stick to forward" Dr. B Nord

Beer guy - let me know who wants to step up this week



Boys get your shit together big rematch against Network next week

All Stars take down D30

OH HI THERE

Dirty Thirty started off the second half of the season with a heated match up with the whitey cup allstars aka the rock aka panzers.

Most of you might think this game would be a blow out but little did you know that D30 went on the fredie workout for the 3 week break. "well after we ended the first half on a good note i wanted to let the team in on a little secret of mine...i mean you can have this bod like this, have wheels like me, and an 80% satisfaction rate with the ladies by doing nothing" said fredie. So after our post game party at dennys fredie handed out his workout to the team.

Fredie Mc Freddlsons workout

1. Always be ready to go out and have a few cocktails....Due to the holiday season and no one on D30 participating in the All star game this was accomplished by all

2. 8 - 10 meals a week have to be eaten at Darcy's cafe.....and 6 of the meals have to be the double darcy burger...........yummy

3. Bang the bigger girls that no one wants to because the weight of them gives you a better work out......I don't know how many D30 guys followed through with this but im sure a few did.....way to stick to the program boys!!!!

So with everyone coming into the game in great fredie shape we were able to battle and scratch are way to a 5-4 loss. The team played well and decker stepped it up again.

NOTE - D30 would have won the game if matt "i like to choke 9 times a night" bydal would have just buried the puck. "i suck, thats pretty much all i have to say about that game....I stuck to the fredie program all break....except number 3...so i felt great just couldn't bury the puck, i let my team down and thats just unacceptable" said bydal

MVP - Rosty and Quinn - it would have been decker but he has had if for 3 weeks so he wanted to get rid of it

CHOKE -BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

Quote of the night - we had story time at the ground round and in one of the stories this quote was said "Who are these sluts and where do i find one" said by anonymous

Beer Guy - BYDAL - cause he sucks

The Winning Way

Well another apology is needed, forgot to blog last week.....D30 was to busy winnning...wheeeeeeeeew

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE is your Dirty THIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY wiiiiiinnnnnnnnnning....

Yes folks you can say D30 is officially on a winning streak, after a one and one start D30 has put some games together and is now 5 - 1. Last week we had a battle with the pepper and did what we had to do to get a W. "that was a hard fought game, we were close but we knew it was just going to be a matter of time before they opened it up, and thats what happened, they are a great team not much more i can say about it" said pepper coach Jeff Tellmann.

Last night D30 took its winning way into the GAmbo against the merchants. Game started off as usual, D30 gets up by 2....we started screwing around a bit and then they scored. This is when the turning point of the game started. CAptian Kilgore...aka...hot bod (next time you are in an area all alone with captain K, ask him to take his shirt off, its a spectacle of male fitness) Captain K called a time out and said "we can not give up another 2-0 lead, we have come to far so lets finish this thing"

After this riveting speech the Rosty Quinn...and a little bit of norby line took over the game. The game was 2-1 and then rosty and quinn...and a little norby decided to put up 7 goals....yes folks 7 3 from rosty, 3 from quinn, and 1 from norby to blow the game wide open. "that was just a special treat tonight, the two fans in the stands got to see how hockey should be played" said fredie "they took the game over and we just got to sit back and watch"

Game ended 9-3 but not before Dave "i like balls" bies decided to cross check quinn in the back and get kicked out of the game...great job dave.....remember this is city league

Special Report:

Reasons for the D30 winning ways
1. Great Team Morale/Drinking in the locker room
2. C Decker
3. Unreal D....pretty much the best D core in the state
4. No state sheet

MVP - JEFF ROSTY

LVP - The entire line of Viggy, Bydal, Horner "we sucked, worst display of hockey all year" said bydal

Quote of the night - we had 2 1. "You should see this black girl i am working on right now" - anonymous, but im sure you can figure out who it is 2."have you guys tried the apple cobbler at Al's its delightful" said by Captain K - hence the great body

D30 will be back in two weeks, over the break look for a recap of an interview I did with Quinn about his free agent signing by D30.

Happy Holidays from our locker room to yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apology........BIG WIN

First off readers, your faithfull writers have been slacking lately. Due to a bitter 7 - 3 loss then a 15 - 1 win there really wasnt much to write about but we are back and bad and giving you something that you never had..............thats to bad

Anywho,

Last night D30 had a tilt with Southgate aka old balls and it was a barn burner. The BLC was rocking last night with 10 fans, two of which were drunk and drunker (zack and cody bart)...thanks for showing up, you inspired us to a big W.


So D30 started off flying with a 2-0 lead. Then we decided to take squat on the blue and found ourselfs down 3-2. "thats just unacceptable, we have done that a few times this year. We need to get the lead and grow on it not sit back and play with our dingys and expect to win....in the whitey cup you cant expect anything...every win is earned and D30 needs to realize that" said Brew baby backhand.



The first ended with a 3-3 tie, after some regrouping on the bench a few quick words from captain kilgore D30 was able to come out and play better. The game was back and forth with a lot of blown chances on both teams but with about 7 minutes left in the third it happened........rosty picks up the puck at center ice, hes got lies with him, they enter the zone oh great move by rosty......pass to lies....goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, D30 up 5-4 with 7 left, oh what a play by rosty.



But D30 got caught running around in their own end and old balls tied it up with 3 left, so the last 3 minutes were pretty heated and as the buzzer sounded gomer decided to take rosty's arm and use it for batting practice and then use his face as a wet cloth to clean the glass. so rosty has a pentaly shot with 00:00 on the clock but he missed on a crafty poke check by pier.



SHHOOOOOOOOOOT OUT:

Steve "All American" Johnson went in and scored the first goal in the shoot out but that is all Decker was going to allow "Steve mad a great move but I knew i just had to re-group and stop the next two to give us a chance to win" said decker



D30 answered with 2 goals and that is all they would need cause decker came up big "it was a great game by decker, he had big save after big save tonight, and he just capped it off with a great shoot out performance...he showed everyone tonight why he is our number one goalie" said coach lucke



MVP:

Chris Decker -unreal game, had some very key saves


LVP:

No one got it, all played well


QUOTE OF THE NIGHT



As gomer was bulling rosty he said to him...."I am a bad motherfu"......this is a family blog, i will let you finish the rest

Just a reminder...Gomer got quote of the night last year when we played them FLASHBACK-after the game there was some pushing and shoving while shacking hands and gomer said "see you at the big dance" as he was skating off the ice.

GOMER you rock thanks for the great material

BEER GUY - NORBY, cause he has not brought beer yet

CHANGE

Upper management has made a decission. They feel the stat sheet has to many people worring about who gets points and who doesn't so they have decided to take off the lamp lighters column and strictly put the record of the team


Honestly...the stats guy has decided to take a leave of abscence becuase he feels like a douche taking stats for a mens league team......if you want to know how many points you have keep track yourself

Sincerly

Dr/President J Otty

Tough Times Continue for Local Farming Community-

Home ice clearly played a big role in the D30’s season opening victory. Some will argue that games should be decided on the ice and that the back alley antics of the D30 front office are unacceptable. In a marketing ploy more shocking than the Disco Demolition Night at Comiskey, the p.r. department in the D30 think tank encouraged all fans to stay home and not attend the season opener. Even more remarkable; they apparently reached all but one fan.

The move clearly paid off. Overheard from the Grafton bench during the game were the following quotes: “Eh, we play in front of bigger crowds at practice!”, “seriously man, I can’t perform without an audience”, and “I had more people watch me take my last breathalyzer”. A team that usually packs in the better part of its recognized population on the team bus was lost without a gallery of on lookers.

In an attempt to overcome the awkward and mellow dramatic atmosphere the Grafton crew came out buzzing. A young crew that has the potential to evolve in time was lacking the wisdom needed to succeed at this level. The Grafton squad skated circle after circle around the outside of the D30 zone showing signs of high school like speed. Unfortunately for them, at this level, defensive schemes focus less on pressuring the puck and use more of a ‘wait for it’ game plan. Strategically positioned in key shooting lanes and plugging up the slot the D30 squad watched the youngsters wear themselves out. After approximately five minutes of continued crossovers the Grafton team was forced to try and move the puck inside….to no avail.

No less shocking than the cumulative G.P.A. at Grafton High, D30 struck first. The early lead proved to be all the spark this machine needed. D30 went on to score junk goal after junk goal. Grafton’s version of a goaltender proved to have more holes than the bathrooms at Polly’s. Other similarities with Polly’s was the high number of questionable shots taken by D30 members. Not to be denied a reason to get up in the morning the farm crew did capitalize on at least one sympathy shot (Whitey’s version of the penalty shot). Unfortunately it didn’t get the crowd response they were hoping for.

Team Secretary M Bydal was busy keeping stats last night, from what we’ve seen posted we can only assume he keeps stats similar to how he back checks...occasionally.

GAME ONE SEASON ONE

DIRTY THIRTY
VS
GRAFTON

7:00pm Eagles

Well boys first game..lets turn this pre-season 0-2 slump around and win one when it matters

There were some scounting reports completed at bonzers over the weekend and here is D30 potetial line up for game one


Fredie - Rosty - Quinn
Horner - Bydal - Viggy
Nord - Lies - Norby

Lucke - Brew
Ronks - Boogs

C Decker

Kelley Kilgore - healthy scratch...note to D men. Mr. Kilgore was very close to cracking the line up so play hard and play smart...

With kilgore and lucke on the blue it would be impossible to get through just due to the girth of both the guts and asses on each man


Beer Guy..........MIKE LIES....voted last weeks LVP